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Tom Waits inspired rocks glass - The Piano Has Been Drinking
Tom Waits inspired rocks glass - The Piano Has Been Drinking

Tom Waits inspired rocks glass - The Piano Has Been Drinking

Regular price $ 10.00

 

 

Tom Waits inspired rocks glass with the Piano has been drinking lyrics.

Our glasses are laser etched so there will be no fading or wearing. All etching is absolutely permanent. The glasses are also heat treated for durability to reduce chipping or cracking throughout years of use.

We will gladly customize any glass for you with any quote you would prefer as well as personalization. Please feel free to reach out to us for any special occasions. Discounts may be available depending on volume.
Because these are drinking glasses returns are not accepted unless they are cracked, chipped or broken. Please provide any dissatisfactory feedback and we will do our best to make sure the end result is a happy one.
Please allow two weeks for delivery. If there is a need for a rush shipment please message us first.

The piano has been drinking, my necktie is asleep
And the combo went back to New York, the jukebox has to take a leak
And the carpet needs a haircut, and the spotlight looks like a prison break
And the telephone's out of cigarettes, and the balcony is on the make
And the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking...

And the menus are all freezing, and the light man's blind in one eye
And he can't see out of the other
And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid, and he showed up with his mother
And the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking
As the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler cream-puff casper milktoast
And the owner is a mental midget with the I.Q. of a fence post
'Cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking...

And you can't find your waitress with a Geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends and you just can't get served without her
And the box-office is drooling, and the bar stools are on fire
And the newspapers were fooling, and the ash-trays have retired
'Cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me